persverso: the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re…

persverso:

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

conorthebarbarian: libertarirynn:A guy with liver failure and parasitic worms just risked his life…

conorthebarbarian:

libertarirynn:

A guy with liver failure and parasitic worms just risked his life and got shot five times to escape North Korea but communism is great kids.

“That wasn’t real Communism® tho”